Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Post-mort

Update (10:10 AM)
Look, at the risk of sounding overly anti-Kovalev, I've really really really wanted to love the guy. I remember all those times when he used to drive the Senators defence nuts in an opposing uniform and was hoping he might be able to bring some of that to the Senators offence. I was even willing to forgot the transgressions, like the rumours of a poisonous attitude that have followed him around for his whole career.

But really this is getting ridiculous. The guy looks downright awful out there, which I would be okay with as long as he was still doing his best. But it's kind of hard to mask the fact that you're dogging it out there when you go around praising the other team at every opportunity.

And while I'm at it, send Karlsson back to the minors. Good lord. He looks like a 10 year old kids who shows up at the outdoor rink ready to play with the 30-somethings. He really has displayed very little upside during his tenure with Ottawa, and we're now getting to the point where having a 19 year old not only hurts the team, it also hurts the player's career.

I've always been a big fan of letting players develop in the minors before bringing them up, which is one of the reasons why the Sens had such a good development system in the late 90's. I'm not sure what Brian Lee's done to piss off Bryan Murray this time (the man must be the most sensitive person in the goddamn world), but it would be nice for a change if the latter would swallow his pride and do what's best for the team instead of trying to build a team of his own personal rec-room buddies.

Original post

Okay well it turns out this prediction was wildly incorrect. Maybe Kovalev was still feeling a bit too sentimental about playing against the Bleu, Blanc, et Rouge, or maybe he was distracted by promoting his fitness video.

I guess Spezza must have been busy promoting a fitness video too, huh?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Murray gives it to the dressing room


Some pretty revealing comments from Bryan Murray today about his managing philosophy. He's looking for more players to go to the net and he says that so far only Cheechoo and Michalek, the players he got in the summer for Dany Heatley, are doing so.

Seems odd, if that's what we're going for here, that we would go out this summer and sign Alex Kovalev to $10 million deal for two years, especially considering his penchant for doing all kinds of great things everywhere but between the hash marks and the net.

Given the downward trajectory that this team has been on since they made the cup final in 2007 has almost directly mirrored Murray's tenure as general manager, at some point we're going to have to start asking whether these kinds of decisions make sense.

I'm willing to accept the possibility that a lot of the problems we're experiencing right now is because of some of the poor decisions Muckler made, the least of which was selling the farm and scouting system down the river while he was here.

But at least he got results. And Murray's excuses are quickly running out.

Game tonight

Expect a big game from Alex Kovalev tonight. Number 27 traditionally has a great game when Ottawa and Montreal are the teams competing, and, given that he is one of the best in the league when he decides he wants to be, he'll be playing for his pride tonight.

Oh and by the way he's still in love with the Canadiens. Just what you want to hear the day he's about to suit up against his old team.

Hopefully Cheechoo keeps up his good play as well.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Cheechoo's night out


The Senators must have really wanted Milan Michalek, mused a Twitter post the day after he scored twice against San Jose. After all, they agreed to take on the salary of Jonathan Cheechoo to get him.

Cheechoo hasn't gotten off to the greatest start this year, which has basically been the least surprising development to date this year. After winning the Maurice Richard trophy a few years back, the forward's production has steadily declined to the point where he produced his lowest output of his career last year with San Jose.

Everyone seems to cheer for Cheechoo while quietly grumbling about how increased production from him would also really help the team. Coach Clouston regularly brings his name up as one of the hardest working players on the team.

But as an observer who doesn't get to see what goes on in the weight room or to see who shows up to practice first, I have to say that Cheechoo has appeared sluggish during games so far this year. For whatever reason, it always seems like he's going at half-speed.

That was, until last night's game.

Cheechoo took his game to another level against the Kings. And that performance, more than anything else, confirms to me that he hasn't been playing up to his abilities so far this year.

Last night, he was dominant. He battled for the pucks along the boards, went hard to the net at every opportunity, and skated like a madman.

Clearly, injuries have taken a toll on Cheechoo's body, particularly his skating legs. And up until now that's been a good enough excuse for his mediocre performance.

But last night, he raised the bar, proved that he can still take charge of the game, and was rewarded for his efforts with a goal.

From now on, I think that the "trying hard" excuse is no longer sufficient. Cheechoo can still play, and the Senators need him to continue playing the way he did last night.

Some of us are able to get by on ability alone. Cheechoo, for better or for worse, is not one of them. If he wants to keep playing in this league, he's going to have to keep playing the way he did against the Kings.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

piecing together lee's demotion

Update (6:28 PM): Foligno out, Keller stays in

Apparently, Clouston isn't happy with the way Foligno's been playing lately, which is saying something given that he was one of the head coach's darlings after being promoted from the Binghamton coaching job last season.

He'll sit for at least tonight's game against the Kings while recent call-up Ryan Keller stays in. Keller's been playing well since he came up form Bingo last week, so it's kind of nice that he'll be keep playing. Hopefully this will be the kind of jump-start that Foligno needs.

Meanwhile, the first-round pick worthy Chris Campoli will sit for a second straight game. It'd be a shame to see a player who the Senators gave up so much for continue to sit in the press box.

It's really hard to tell what the plan is for the back end at the moment, given Karlsson's less-than-stellar performance against the Sharks on Tuesday and the fact that Brian Lee, who was actually improving in the past few games before being sent to Binghamton, is reportedly being shopped around.

Update (3:15 PM): The 6th Sens, who is apparently a lot less deferential to journalism authority figures than I, weighs in on the matter.

The details regarding Brian Lee's demotion to the minors are slowly coming out.

Wayne Scanlan is reporting that Lee talked back to head coach Cory Clouston during last Thursday's game against Columbus and was thus parked on the bench for the remainder of the period. One day later, Lee was sent down to Binghamton and Karlsson was brought up.

Since then, rumours have been swirling that Murray is trying to move the young defenceman and that the young defenceman wouldn't necessarily object to getting a fresh start. One of the rumours has Lee going to Columbus for Nikita Filatov, but if you ask me that's a bit far-fetched.

Overall, it wouldn't be all that surprising if these rumours proved correct. Lee's development as a puck-moving defenceman has been less than smooth since he was called up to fill in two years ago. Clouston has been unequivocal in his belief that Lee will never be the puck-handling player that he has been so far in his career, and urged him to work on his defensive fundamentals. Obviously, learning you're not going to be the next Paul Coffey after billing yourself as such throughout your hockey career can be hard to take, hence his propensity to talk back last week.

Still, this is yet another case of a hockey player "not fitting in" (to paraphrase Murray) with the Senators. Ilya Zubov, Dany Heatley, and Alexander Nikulin have all been players that simply don't match the lunch-pail philosophy that Bryan Murray has been trying to build in the dressing room during his tenure here. Perhaps Brian Lee is the latest casualty of that philosophy.

This is probably a good thing for the Senators. It's never a good idea to tolerate an ego getting too large, since that can lead to unfortunate Heatley-like situations. But still, NHL millionaires are by definition ego-centred, and those egos usually reflect proportionally the amount of the talent the player has, so it seems like there's a fine line that Murray and Clouston have to toe.

Anyways, let's hope the Senators can get back on track against a more manageable opponent tonight. The Los Angeles Kings have had a surprising season so far, but they are definitely beatable. Hopefully Brian Elliott returns to form and Milan Michalek keeps on a tear.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

take a seat, dany


I was 6 years old when the Senators played their first game. Since that time, we've been through a lot. To say that our relationship has been smooth would be more than an overstatement; it would be false.

That said, I've "stuck with the team" through Patrick Lalime, Dominik Hasek, Ray Emery, Alexei Yashin, the "ugly" years from 1992-1996, the innumerable disappointments that always seem to roll around every April or, if I'm lucky, May or June, and the laundry list of other lowlights I could list here.

At times, I've even thought about jumping ship and going to cheer for another team or maybe even selling my fan loyalty on ebay like some weirdos do.

Ultimately, though, what keeps me coming back every October is the knowledge that hockey is a cyclical game and that anything that's easily achievable isn't worth achieving in the first place. Going through a rebuilding phase (as the Senators are doing now) isn't the funnest thing in the world, but we're not really in this to celebrate for a week or so in June. It's really more the reliability of there always being a game on, every week. Winning wouldn't really be worth it if I didn't have all those awful memories to look back on.

I remember when the Senators went to the cup final in 2007. It wasn't so much the cup run itself that was the best, although that was obviously pretty spectacular as well. What made it so great was the fact that it was vindication for all the less than spectacular moments in the team's history.

These are the thoughts one consoles themselves with at 1:00 in the morning as they watch the Senators' former superstar tear it up in a different sweater three time zones away.

Make no mistake, the San Jose Sharks made mincemeat of the Ottawa Senators last night. Sure, the penalties didn't help and Elliott wasn't at his best, but these shortcomings were simply indicative of the Sharks' dominance.

They have a spectacular team, particularly up front where Thornton-Heatley-Marleau make up one of the best lines the game has seen in a while.

Still, there was something oddly familiar about watching the Sharks destroy Ottawa last night. I cast my mind back to the Senators circa 2005/2006, the first year back from the lockout. The Sens dominated that year, bolstered by solid goaltending, a great puck-moving defence corps, and an excellent top-line that featured none other than, you guessed it, Dany Heatley.

I think you can see where I'm going with this. The Senators tore it up in the regular season, won a game against the Buffalo Sabres in the second round and then quickly bowed out. That was, as in so many years past, it.

Remember why Thornton was traded away from Boston in the first place? Bruins GM Mike O'Connell saw that the team needed rebuilding and apparently thought that Thornton wasn't up to the task of helping the team reach the promised land. O'Connell was lambasted for making the deal at the time, but time has, thus far, proved him correct. The Sharks have repeatedly bowed out in the first or second round of the playoffs while regularly icing one of the best teams in the league.

Sound familiar?

As Bryan Murray seemed to suggest this week, Heatley's problem with Ottawa wasn't so much that he was slighted, but that he simply didn't want to wait a few more years before having a crack at another championship. Given the Sharks vastly talented squad, he figured he would have a better chance with them than sticking it out with lowly Ottawa.

Well I've got news for you Dany: In taking you on, Sharks GM Doug Wilson has rolled out a red carpet all the way to the exit. The Sharks will win the Western conference, you and your new linemates will clean up in the statistics columns, and your team will promptly make their way to exit when the weather north of the border turns a little warmer.

Time has proven Joe Thornton to be a lackluster playoff performer, and, with the exception of three rounds back in 2007, Heatley isn't far behind. Wilson has simply taken another player that knows how to rack up the points during the regular season but can't get it done in the playoffs.

And, given the amount of parity in today's game, the Sharks roster will eventually become a shadow of its former self through free agency and you'll be looking for another team that you can cling to in the hopes of finally winning a championship.

Sour grapes? Yes.

But when you witnessed what those who were up late last night witnessed, you have to take what you can get.

Michalek dominant
Just so this entire post isn't dedicated entirely to Heatley, I'd like to point out that Milan Michalek really took his game to another level last night. We knew this kid was talented, but last night he really showed us why Murray was interested in him in the first place. Now, if we could only get Cheechoo going...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

another late night

I started out this post by waxing majestic about Dany Heatley's first game against his former team tonight. But this thing has been beaten to death already, both in the summer and in the blogosphere leading up to tonight's game.

Heatley's an asshole who happens to score a pile of goals. Now let's move on.

Karlsson in, Campoli out

Twitter is reporting that recent Binghamton call-up Erik Karlsson will be playing tonight's game while the subject of last year's trade with the Islanders, Chris Campoli, will sit in the press box. Bryan Murray gave up Dean McAmmond and a first-round pick acquired from the Sharks in the trade, which also included Mike Comrie.

McAmmond abruptly left the Islanders in the offseason and resigned with New Jersey this fall. Meanwhile, Comrie signed with the Oilers, leaving what appears to be a straight up deal for a first-round pick so Campoli can sit in the press box.

This scratch doesn't speak to the organization's larger plans for Campoli, but clearly this is a sign that he has to play better. After ostensibly being traded for a first-rounder with Comrie leaving in the offseason, he's going to have to improve.

Speaking of Comrie, has anyone else noticed that his arrival last February coincided almost directly with Clouston's? Given the excellent record the Senators produced under their new coach last year, it seems logical that at least some of the reasons for that success should be attributed to Comrie.

Comrie also played a big role in the cup run of 2007. It was only after they traded for him in January that they managed to turn around a mediocre first half and make a spirited run to the playoffs.

Which brings us back to Heatley, unfortunately. It's well-documented that, had Heatley been bit more clear in his demands, Murray may have been able to manage his budget appropriately and re-sign one of the key components of last February's deal.

But, well, here we are.

Twittering the Sharks game tonight

I'm going to try to stick it out and watch as much of the game tonight as I can. I usually twitter while I watch, so check me out to the right of this page.

Go sens.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

shades of patrick lalime


I'd like to preface this post by stating that I do not actually think that Pascal Leclaire is as bad as Patrick Lalime.

As with many other Senators fans, the memory of Lalime's game 7 meltdown is still, and will always be, fresh in my mind. But like the Afghanistan vet who returns home and winces every time a car backfires in the grocery store parking lot, I can't help but feel as though I've seen some scary "flashes from the past" with Leclaire in the net the past few days.

This man, remember, was supposed to be the long-awaited answer to the problem that's seemingly as old as Frank Finnigan himself. He had the talent of Emery, without the attitude problems, the style of Hasek, without the unreliability, and held as much as promise as Lalime did before Joe Nieuwendyk fired successive beach balls between his legs.

I'll admit that, in giving up Antoine Vermette to get him, Bryan Murray wasn't exactly selling the club short. Vermette was going nowhere with the Sens and, thanks to a change in scenery, has managed to turn things around in Columbus this season.

But still. Come the fuck on. This is just getting ridiculous.

I was a skeptic about the acquisition at first but quickly had my mind changed by Leclaire's stellar play early in the season. Then he gets the flu. Then his save percentage drops below .900 and, while, here we are.

I think what is most frustrating about this is the fact that Leclaire could be so good. He displays flashes of brilliance all the time. Without him, the Senators would be even more mediocre than they are right now.

Is it so much to ask for the Senators to have a reliable goaltender for once? Someone who shows up to practice on time, gives his team a chance to win, and doesn't let in the softies.

And the fact that Ray Emery was at the other end on this one - while I just can't think of a more ironic kick in the fucking balls.

Monday, November 9, 2009

paging alex kovalev



This bullshit, in tandem with abhorrent comments from the Oilers regarding NHL players jumping the H1N1 vaccination queue late last week, make it a must-win situation at the bank tomorrow.

I'd say I hope the likes of Carkner and Neil kick their teeth in, but then I'd be forgetting about how all their stupid fucking penalties ruined our chances saturday night.

Either way, something's gotta give here. The ref's have got to start calling the games better, or these guys are going to have to smarten up and start playing a cleaner game.

Oh and it would be nice as well if Kovalev were to try doing that thing where you use force on your hockey stick to push the puck towards the goal. A shot, I think they call it. And if Cheechoo...well where do you start with that guy?

I'm okay with being patient when it comes to slow starters, and hey we all knew going into the season what kind of stuff we'd have to put up with from Kovalev. But as this stretch of poor play continues to wear on, these guys are going to have to start stepping up soon. It's early, but the clock is ticking and no better time to start than against the d-bags from Edmonton tomorrow.

Regardless, I'll be watching intently.

Friday, November 6, 2009

three cheers for the most selfish assholes in canada


I guess any semblance of women and children first is a notion that most hockey players don't really buy into.

This week, it was revealed that the Calgary Flames hockey team got their H1N1 shots ahead of those designated priority groups by health officials. Children, health care workers, pregnant women and those with weakened immune systems all took a backseat to boys in black and red.

Some may be willing to excuse the behaviour of these primadonnas, but I for one am not. Their behaviour is shameful, and I personally couldn't give less of a shit if they were 'only following orders.' These people should know better.

Now, I'm not one to place hockey players (or any athletes or politicians for that matter) on a higher moral plane than the rest of us, but I am frankly surprised that there isn't even some sense of moral decency in the dressing rooms of the NHL.

And then - AND THEN - when crosstown rivals the Edmonton Oilers were given the opportunity to take a wack at their opponents this week, F Sam Gagner took this attitude:

"The fact that we're together so much, we're using the same water bottles, we're around each other all the time - we're a pretty big risk factor."

Other Oiler "role models" echoed the comments.

What. The. Fuck. Seriously, Sam?

You spend a lot of time travelling together? What kind of a bullshit excuse is that for your own selfishness? There are thousands upon thousands of people who play hockey, go to school together, and work together who do have the exact same thing to worry about.

Here's a thought: you could do what every minor hockey player in the Ottawa area is doing and get your own fucking water bottle. Lord knows you can afford it.

This goes to show just how fucked up these guys are in the head. They play a boy's game for a living, make millions doing it, and all of a sudden any notion of equality between them on the ice and the people in the stands who pay their salaries is thrown out the window.

Fuck you Calgary. Fuck you too Sam Gagner. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Not only have you proved to me that you aren't worthy of being role models, you should be treated with more scorn than Dany Heatley and Mike Duffy combined.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

so brian, was it worth it?

Phil Kessel played his first game in a Leafs uniform tonight, collecting 20 scoring chances and 10 shots on a goal. An impressive debut for the much-touted blue-and-white offseason acquisition. Ultimately though, the Leafs lost out yet again to the Bolts in overtime.

Let this be a lesson for present and future Senators GM's: Brian Burke still looks like the NHL's biggest fucking idiot.

The Leafs are headed for dead last in the league, meaning that one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference will have first crack at the slew of young talent coming into next year's draft.

If they tank again next year? The first sweater they'll be handing out will be black and yellow for the second time in a row.

Let this be a case study on how not to run a hockey team. If you're planning on rebuilding, THEN FUCKING REBUILD. Don't pussyfoot around with a foot in either stream.

This relates back to yesterday's post. You can endure some truly awful years in an effort to bring a Stanley Cup to the city and ultimately be rewarded for it. Or you can pull a Brian Burke and ensure your team is headed for .500 hockey for years to come.

Monday, November 2, 2009

going down swinging



At least someone is refusing to take this bullshit lying down.

At the very least this will take some of the jump out of that d-bag's step.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

constant mediocrity

What is Bryan Murray doing?

Seeing as how the Senators are in the midst of a 4-day layoff and have now dropped four of their past five, perhaps it's a good time to be asking this question.

Now, I have no problem with signing "character guys" to contracts. We all know it was heartwarming and shit like that to see Matt Carkner sign a major league deal after toiling away in the minors, and what heartless son of a bitch wouldn't feel at least a tinge of happiness at Five for Smiting's report that Peter Regin is being told to buy a house in the city?

There were also reports last week that the GM's office is in talks with Anton Volchenkov to sign him to a long-term extension as well.

These are all good players. But I really don't get the strategy here.

Murray has surprised many in past years by giving big long-term deals to role players like Mike Fisher and Chris Kelly because, gonsarnit, they've just worked so goshdarn hard over the years that they clearly deserved it.

The only problem is that these big long-term deals are eating up a lot of the flexibility that a GM needs under the modern salary cap system. Think of the Ottawa Senators like a donut. Murray started putting it together from the outside, but by the time he got to the middle there was nothing left.

Another problem with this approach is that it's really inflexible. Players get injured or have really fucking godawful seasons (exhibit a: Fisher and Kelly in 2008/2009). Because they're locked in for long-term deals, the team can't do anything about it.

The thing with role guys like these is that they're expendable. There's always more of them coming up through the Binghamton pipline or available through free agency.

Pretty soon, the Senators are going to caught in the purgatory of the hockey world. Constant mediocrity. Instead of taking the time to rebuild and retool around a set of core guys (Fisher and Kelly are not core guys), this team will be permanently hovering around the .500 mark, sometime sneaking into the playoffs but never really competing.

In an era where players reach free agency at a younger age than ever before, wouldn't it make sense to build your core guys and then add the Mike Fishers, Chris Kellys, and Anton Volchenkovs when you actually have a chance to win?

Just a thought as we wait to see what November has in store for a team that is sliding closer and closer to .500 hockey.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

karlsson demoted

"The 19-year-old defenceman, who didn't speak to the media, didn't take the news well, said Murray." -The Citizen

I've never been to Binghamton. In fact, before it was named the home of the Senators' minor league affiliate, I didn't even know Binghamton existed.

For whatever reason, players don't seem to want to play in Binghamton. Maybe it's the simple fact that would-be NHL-ers are bummed they won't be able to play in the big leagues. Maybe the water tastes funny. Maybe there aren't any good bars.

Regardless of whether or not any of these things are true, the future anchor of the Sens defence doesn't seem happy. Should that be a concern for the Senators? Who knows. I guess it ultimately depends on Karlsson's character as a hockey player and person.

Clouston made the right decision on this one. The small 19-year-old wasn't ready for life in the NHL. That was compounded by the fact that, with Kuba's return imminent, the Senators now have a loaded back-end, not to mention the fact that an older and more mature Brian Lee is waiting in the wings. He's shown enough potential that he's going to come around one of these days.

He'll also learn a lot more playing hockey in Binghamton than watching the likes of Phillips, Kuba, Volchenkov, Campoli, Picard, and Carkner from the press box.

All I'm saying is that a lot of good and not-so-good players have departed the Sens' rosters under Bryan Murray's watch.

The one that's currently pissed off about riding the bus in the AHL? He's going to be a good one.

Monday, October 26, 2009

thoughts on Dustin Penner

There was a time when Bryan Murray had a trade deal all set up to bring this man to Ottawa.

So far this year, Dustin Penner has scored eight goals and seven assists in the span of 11 games in a resurgent season with the Edmonton Oilers. He would have been playing here, alongside Ladislav Smid and up-and-coming second line centre Andrew Cogliano.

Boy were those heady days. Well all know what's happened since then.

Instead, Dany Heatley used no-trade clause on the contract he fucking signed to veto that deal. He arrived at training camp and basically told Murray he would somehow manage to make himself an even bigger asshole in the Sens dressing room if he wasn't traded to San Jose before the end of the week. Murray, you can understand, incredulously believed him.

Only now are we realizing what could have been.

Michalek is at least producing some goals. Cheechoo, where the fuck has he been?

Meanwhile, the one thing that everybody knows but nobody wants to talk about is that Heatley wanted to go to San Jose all along. There's got to be something wrong with this system where a player can basically veto every trade until he gets to go to the team he wants to go to. What is there to prevent a GM (let's say, for argument's sake, oh I don't know, Doug Wilson) from enticing someone like Heatley that they would be better off playing on the west coast?

Now maybe this is just sour grapes because Cheechoo has basically been a season-long bedshit so far this year and is this close to watching the next game in a suit and tie while Penner tears it up in Edmonton.

But seriously, there's not a single person in this league that would believe that Ottawa got the upper-hand in this colossal cluster-fuck. I mean, how could you? Heatley demanded a trade from Murray and then went public with it, thus putting him in a position of weakness at the bargaining table. Then, when Murray overcame those odds to come up with a deal that would work, he fucking vetoed it.

Obviously, I don't have any "actual" evidence to back me up but, for fuck's sake, the fact that this situation is rife for Ottawa getting hosed should be clear to everyone.

Friday, October 16, 2009

that's more like it


Oh and it turns out we did get something for heatley after all.

finally a hockey player who talks like...a hockey player


Instead of the "one hundred and ten percent"s and the "we just gotta play our game"s that often pepper post-game interviews with hockey players, isn't it refreshing to hear a hockey player actually sound like a real person?

Listening to Matt Carkner speak following his fight with Steve Downie last night, it sounded like it was coming from your buddy sitting next to you.

"Payback for McAmmond," Carkner told the Citizen following his fight with Steve Downie. And then, for good measure, "I hate that little prick."

Isn't that nice? To hear a hockey player cut through the rhetorical bullshit that we usually hear from grown men playing a boy's game? To hear a Senators player attack members of the opposition with little regard for this country's libel laws?

Not to mention the fact that an Ottawa Senator was actually willing to beat the shit out of an opposing player as retribution for someone who doesn't even play for the team anymore?

Forget the 7-1 shitkicking that this team laid at the feet of the NHL's biggest mess east of Phoenix. That was a nice bonus. But even if they don't make the playoffs, more of this will make for the best Senators team we've seen in years.

Monday, October 12, 2009

well that was short-lived


There you go.

Now let's all not talk about Dany Heatley shitting the bed simply because he screwed us all over on a contract he signed.

In hockey as in life, the asshole always wins. Deal with it.

secondary scoring


Remember when this man was head coach of the Senators in 2007?

John Paddock played the shit out of the top line.

If it was humanly possible, Spezza, Heatley, and Alfredsson would have stayed on the entire game and played all six positions. Given the goaltending situation at the time, he probably would have even tried throwing one of them in net.

Little surprise, then, that they were worn out by Remembrance Day.

So can we please just shut the fuck up about the lack of scoring from this team's "stars"?

This kind of production from the third, fourth and even second lines has been unheard of in past years. Now we've got a coach who's rolling four lines and, surprise surprise, getting production out of all four lines.

In fact, Heatley's trade request might not be the worst thing to happen to this team this year.

Now I'm not going to be as delusional as some of the other crazies out there who now say this team is better without him. I'm all for being positive and that, but let's be reasonable about this. You simply can't replace that kind of production.

And even though what we got for him has to this point done sweet fuck all (Cheechoo and Michalek have one assist between them before Monday's game against Pittsburgh), it still means that coach Clouston can't just rely on the one line anymore.

So tonight it's the Stanley Cup champs and, you know, it's kind of nice not knowing who (if anyone) is going to put the puck in the back of the net tonight.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

next stop mediocrity




Please Sens fans: lower your expectations.

Reading Scanlan's column this morning shows me just how delusional we all are. Ninety percent of you think this team is playoff-bound. Forty per cent think think we are headed for the red mile once again.

Now I realize this city is hockey-mad (as it should be). But before this season kicks off against the New York Rangers tonight, take a few moments to yourself and put this all in perspective.

This club is returning from a dismally disappointing season with less firepower up front, a talented-but-aging free agent signing, and a goalie who's been injured almost as much as he's played. Let's not get our hopes too high.

As this season begins, Senators fans appear to be more and more like Dany Heatley when he looks in the mirror: in his opinion, God's gift to humanity, while everyone else seems to be suggesting otherwise.

For all of its frustrations, last season was in many ways a relief by the time April rolled around. Instead of being humbled by a prompt four-game sweep at the hands of a lesser time, Senators fans had a full eight months to contemplate the fact that this team was once again not going to win the Stanley Cup. Not as exciting, but a bit easier on the nerves.

We're all just going to be disappointed and angry if we expect too much from a team that for all intents and purposes doesn't have the Stanley Cup final feel about it.

Friday, October 2, 2009

heatley pile-on #1

http://communities.canada.com/ottawacitizen/blogs/hockeycapital/archive/2009/10/02/heatley-bombs-in-sharks-debut.aspx

In the opening shot of what will likely be a year-long pile-on, James Gordon pans Dany Heatley's regular season debut with the Sharks. Now that the games have started, you can expect plenty more of these from the Ottawa media.

While this is no doubt deserved given how much of a d-bag what Heatley was (is), sportswriters would do well to remember that he plays for a top-notch team that could challenge for the cup if they ever get their shit together in the playoffs. As Sens fans learned in 2007, teams can only lay an egg for so long before they stumble on gold.

Take your cheapshots now and take them often. That these are the highlights of what is looking like yet another dismal season wouldn't surprise me in the least.

In the meantime, maybe we should be asking ourselves why nobody wants to fucking play here in the first place.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

here we go again

Yashin, Heatley, Nikulin…Zubov?

You could almost see the collective roll of the eyes across the city.

Prospect Ilya Zubov is the most recent Senator to become part of the storied club tradition of requesting a trade away from Ottawa. Well, sort of, in his case.

Zubov never really fit in here in Ottawa and was just this week demoted to Binghamton. He was supposed to make a push for the team’s opening day roster, but again failed to impress the Senators brass.

A prospect requesting a trade away from his club because his on-ice performance doesn’t match his ego is nothing new. Just ask Alexander Nikulin.

But still, this is part of a worrying trend. Ottawa has seen everyone from lowly prospects to high-profile stars request trades in the past, and the problem is no doubt familiar to the NHL’s other 30 teams. This seems to happen with frightening regularity here` though.

Now don’t get me wrong: I’m all for supporting management’s attempts to keep the team together vis-à-vis ridiculous requests from millionaire hockey players. I’m just saying that at some point someone is going to have to start asking why this team can’t seem to hold onto its players.

Is it the constant scrutiny of the media? Is it the fact that the city is packed to the hilt with bureaucrats? Or is there something that the GM’s office is or isn’t doing to make players want to play here?